mah berfdai

So yeah. I am old now.
This past Thursday-- October 20th-- I became one year older. With much celebration.
LIST OF PRESENTS
-FEZ
-2 BOWTIES
-SUSPENDERS
-HANDPAINTED TARDIS SHOES
-DALEK PHONE CHARM
-!!SONIC SCREWDRIVER OF THE TENTH DOCTOR!!
-BOOKS ABOUT COOL COLLEGES
-A HILARIOUS BOOK ABOUT PARENTS WHO TEXT
-3 POSTERS
-A CUTE STRIPED SWEATERDRESS (lol) WITH LEGWARMERS
AND
AND
AND
I GOT MY EARS PIERCED YESTERDAY
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT FOR 9 YEARS
UJGVYGEHKUYGSKUY
Basically, my parentals took me to the place and I sat down in the chair and the lady marked some dots on my earlobes and then she sprayed this really cold stuff on my ears and it hurt and then she like stuck a needle through my ear and I didn't even feel it that much.
They kinda hurt now, though. And I have to like spin them around (THE EARRINGS NOT MY EARS) like every hour and clean them twice a day and never take them off for 3 months but it's worth it.
JHGJHYGUYJG MY EARS ARE PIERCED
So yesterday evening was homecoming at KoolBeenz High, the school I would have gone to had I not gone to HOGWARTS.
Salamander took Cashmere-- oh yeah, I've been calling the girl he asked Cashmere because in my head she's always the type of girl who wears grey cashmere sweaters-- and Ginger took Umbrella and Pegasus took this other girl that we know and Appletree took his girlfriend I'm sure and I stayed at home and was #ForeverAlone like always because my family canceled my birthday dinner because my stepdad had to watch a football game and we'd gone to the fair and we were at the fair the whole day and yeah.
So yeah, we went to the fair. It was quite silly and fun. I had fried butter, which was disappointing, and fried cookie dough, which was good, and I saw a pig race, which was very silly lolwat, and I went to the most epic petting zoo ever (zebras, camels, ostriches, llamas, alpacas, baby goats that looked like puppies, kangaroos, etc), went on a spinny thingy, failed at an arcade game, ate corn on the cob, and did a bunch of other stuff that I forgot already.
So that's what's been going on.
I've also completely turned Salamander into a Whovian, of which I am very proud.
ANYWAZE
Yeah. Sorry I haven't blogged in so long. I probably won't blog again for a while :/ I lack commitment, but Imma try.
klolbyekidz

So, erm, I may or may not have dreamt that I made out with David Tennant?...

(Oh, come on. You totally know I did.
IN MY DEFENSE it was... rather excellent.
Also, my subconscious came up with it. I had no part in coming up with that.)
So tonight is my last night in California!
Mixed feelings.
I hate having to leave, it's been really fun-- there's something about this state which makes my life SO exciting.
LIKE I WAS INTERVIEWED FOR A TELEVISION PROGRAMME
Yeah, more on that when the "programme" actually comes out.
So anyway, my days were spent as follows:
Eating whatever I want
Doing whatever I want
Texting Salamander
Watching Doctor Who
Internet (TUMBLR)
Doing whatever I want
Watching Doctor Who
Texting Salamander
Internet (TUMBLR)
Being on television (it actually won't air until November)
Watching Doctor Who
Internet (TUMBLR)
Watching Doctor Who
Watching Doctor Who
Texting Salamander
...yeah, I had a good weekend.
And about making out with David Tennant?
I've been having REALLY intense dreams for the past few days. Like, crazy action-sci-fi-movie dreams. I may or may not write them down (knowing me, you absolutely should know that I never will, sorry) at some future point in time, because they are bloody excellent. Most of them involve Daleks. And the occasional snog with David Tennant (please note that he wasn't the Doctor at that point. I didn't snog the Doctor. I snogged David Tennant-- or, you know, he could have snogged me, but whatever. But in a dream. It wasn't real. LOL). OH AND DISCLAIMER it's not like I was still x years old and he was, what, 38, now? No. I was closer to his age than I am to mine. By a lot. I was, like, in my mid-20s. So it wasn't creepy. Well, it may have been a little bit because I am actually x years old in real life so it's disturbing anyway, unless you know me in real life, in which case it isn't at all. It should be very normal to those of you who know me.
Like last night, I dreamt that there was David Tennant and Liam Dryden and Matt Smith, OH MY! (LOL) and also Daleks.
DALEKS
I want to:
-play catch with a Dalek
-pick flowers with a Dalek
-have a pillow fight with a Dalek
-hug Rory Williams. Hug Rory Williams a LOT.
IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING THAT CAN BE USED TO ATTAIN THESE THINGS, CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY.
Salamander has been being absolutely lovely for the past few days.
Things are more or less fine, if one ignores the Spanish 3/GSA/Harry Potter Alliance Issues, which is rather hard, but I don't want to whine at all of you. No one can help.
So, for the plane flight tomorrow I have THREE DOCTOR WHO EPISODES, ALL WITH the man I made out with last night in my dream LOL I will never get tired of saying that because it sounds so disturbing and horrible and wrong but it was really only just a dream DAVID TENNANT AND ALSO A BUNCH OF CHAMELEON CIRCUIT MUSIC AND SOME SHAKESPEARE BOOKS AUJHGLKUAJHMILH PRETTY EXCITED
So yes. I'm not dead [yet]. Just because I haven't tweeted for an obscenely long period of time.
KBAIKIDZ
Imma mabey bloug latrez.
lol buy
(Also, birthday in 11 days. October 20th.)