"You have to bully the Bloody Baron to get into the Slytherin common room."
You DARE call yourself a Harry Potter fan?
"What do lions have to do with Gryffindor? The mascot of Gryffindor is a gryphon, right?"
You DARE call yourself a Harry Potter fan?
"Isn't yellow one of the Slytherin colors?"
You DARE call yourself a Harry Potter fan?
Just so you know--
There is a password to get into the Slytherin common room.
The mascot of Gryffindor is a lion.
The Slytherin colors are green and silver.
D'ARVIT TO YOU!!
Oh dear. Who could have said these blasphemous things?! Shame, shame...
ReplyDeleteThe first one was said by a fanfiction writer.
ReplyDeleteThe second was said by my stepdad, who insists on being called a Harry Potter fan, even though he can't even really remember what each of the books are called.
The last was said by my mother, who has had to put up with my obsession since 3rd grade.
*cries*
Did you leave a corrective comment on this terribly mistaken writer's story?! -angrily bangs fist on desk-
ReplyDeleteLions...gryphons...Gryffindor...-shakes head sadly-
Yellow...Slyhterin...silver...green...-bursts into tears-
-sniffles-