So yeah. I am old now.
This past Thursday-- October 20th-- I became one year older. With much celebration.
LIST OF PRESENTS
-FEZ
-2 BOWTIES
-SUSPENDERS
-HANDPAINTED TARDIS SHOES
-DALEK PHONE CHARM
-!!SONIC SCREWDRIVER OF THE TENTH DOCTOR!!
-BOOKS ABOUT COOL COLLEGES
-A HILARIOUS BOOK ABOUT PARENTS WHO TEXT
-3 POSTERS
-A CUTE STRIPED SWEATERDRESS (lol) WITH LEGWARMERS
AND
AND
AND
I GOT MY EARS PIERCED YESTERDAY
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT FOR 9 YEARS
UJGVYGEHKUYGSKUY
Basically, my parentals took me to the place and I sat down in the chair and the lady marked some dots on my earlobes and then she sprayed this really cold stuff on my ears and it hurt and then she like stuck a needle through my ear and I didn't even feel it that much.
They kinda hurt now, though. And I have to like spin them around (THE EARRINGS NOT MY EARS) like every hour and clean them twice a day and never take them off for 3 months but it's worth it.
JHGJHYGUYJG MY EARS ARE PIERCED
So yesterday evening was homecoming at KoolBeenz High, the school I would have gone to had I not gone to HOGWARTS.
Salamander took Cashmere-- oh yeah, I've been calling the girl he asked Cashmere because in my head she's always the type of girl who wears grey cashmere sweaters-- and Ginger took Umbrella and Pegasus took this other girl that we know and Appletree took his girlfriend I'm sure and I stayed at home and was #ForeverAlone like always because my family canceled my birthday dinner because my stepdad had to watch a football game and we'd gone to the fair and we were at the fair the whole day and yeah.
So yeah, we went to the fair. It was quite silly and fun. I had fried butter, which was disappointing, and fried cookie dough, which was good, and I saw a pig race, which was very silly lolwat, and I went to the most epic petting zoo ever (zebras, camels, ostriches, llamas, alpacas, baby goats that looked like puppies, kangaroos, etc), went on a spinny thingy, failed at an arcade game, ate corn on the cob, and did a bunch of other stuff that I forgot already.
So that's what's been going on.
I've also completely turned Salamander into a Whovian, of which I am very proud.
ANYWAZE
Yeah. Sorry I haven't blogged in so long. I probably won't blog again for a while :/ I lack commitment, but Imma try.
klolbyekidz
This past Thursday-- October 20th-- I became one year older. With much celebration.
LIST OF PRESENTS
-FEZ
-2 BOWTIES
-SUSPENDERS
-HANDPAINTED TARDIS SHOES
-DALEK PHONE CHARM
-!!SONIC SCREWDRIVER OF THE TENTH DOCTOR!!
-BOOKS ABOUT COOL COLLEGES
-A HILARIOUS BOOK ABOUT PARENTS WHO TEXT
-3 POSTERS
-A CUTE STRIPED SWEATERDRESS (lol) WITH LEGWARMERS
AND
AND
AND
I GOT MY EARS PIERCED YESTERDAY
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT FOR 9 YEARS
UJGVYGEHKUYGSKUY
Basically, my parentals took me to the place and I sat down in the chair and the lady marked some dots on my earlobes and then she sprayed this really cold stuff on my ears and it hurt and then she like stuck a needle through my ear and I didn't even feel it that much.
They kinda hurt now, though. And I have to like spin them around (THE EARRINGS NOT MY EARS) like every hour and clean them twice a day and never take them off for 3 months but it's worth it.
JHGJHYGUYJG MY EARS ARE PIERCED
So yesterday evening was homecoming at KoolBeenz High, the school I would have gone to had I not gone to HOGWARTS.
Salamander took Cashmere-- oh yeah, I've been calling the girl he asked Cashmere because in my head she's always the type of girl who wears grey cashmere sweaters-- and Ginger took Umbrella and Pegasus took this other girl that we know and Appletree took his girlfriend I'm sure and I stayed at home and was #ForeverAlone like always because my family canceled my birthday dinner because my stepdad had to watch a football game and we'd gone to the fair and we were at the fair the whole day and yeah.
So yeah, we went to the fair. It was quite silly and fun. I had fried butter, which was disappointing, and fried cookie dough, which was good, and I saw a pig race, which was very silly lolwat, and I went to the most epic petting zoo ever (zebras, camels, ostriches, llamas, alpacas, baby goats that looked like puppies, kangaroos, etc), went on a spinny thingy, failed at an arcade game, ate corn on the cob, and did a bunch of other stuff that I forgot already.
So that's what's been going on.
I've also completely turned Salamander into a Whovian, of which I am very proud.
ANYWAZE
Yeah. Sorry I haven't blogged in so long. I probably won't blog again for a while :/ I lack commitment, but Imma try.
klolbyekidz
So. I go to"Derp High" now, do I? Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI think the world ought to know that *I* was the one who first started calling Cashmere Cashmere.
ReplyDeleteNow you know, world.
Anyway, happy birthday, OH YOU'RE SO BIG GROWING UP SO FAST AWWW TEAR -lolwutwasthatsillygirl-
Your presents sound awesome and lovely. As does the epic petting zoo. And the rest of your SPECIAL DAY.
I've already spoken to you about homecoming and everything, so yeah.
YAY!