"Rived" means "broken."
Because
Salamander
has
a
girlfriend.
SALAMANDER HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
Um, yeah.
The past three days have been a crazy, bipolar journey for me. So I'm sorry, but this post will be absolutely illegible and most of it will be gakked from my email to Ellie because I'm lazy and an underachieving pigworm.
Basically
I was talking to Umbrella
and just out of the blue
she said
"Salamander has a girlfriend."
Yeah, so.
I was rather glum and no one understood why and my Inside!Me was going "Oh, well, I'm sorry. I was just told that the love of my life is dating someone else. I'm sorry if I'm not a perfect little ray of joy made of sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. *insert Shakespearean insult/weepy sentiment*"
So then I yearbook stalked this girl-- we can still call her Auburn, even though she's actually blonde-- and
she
is
perfect
Not that she's, like, stunningly beautiful or anything, but there's something about her that tells me that she is exactly his type, whatever his type is.
(Actually, his type is blonde and athletic. Half-score for me.)
However
Umbrella tells me that she is actually a girl of quite... erm... questionable character?...
"How long can they last?"
YES THAT'S ALL VERY NICE BUT
YOU KNOW HE'S QUITE POPULAR WITH THE LADIEZZ BACK AT KOOLBEENZ HIGH
SO IF WE WENT OUTwhich won't happen because I'm depressed a total freakin' rockstar from Mars
ALL THE OTHER LADIEZZZ'S FRENDZ
WOULD SAY ABOUT US
"HOW LONG CAN THEY LAST
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE
WHO KNOWS HER ANYWAY"
*creyes*
Anyway.
I think-- but I'm not sure-- that she's the girl who asked him-----
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I FORGOT TO TELL MY BLOG ABOUT THIS
Like three weeks ago, he texted me to say that a girl asked him to HiLites-- it's a girl-ask-guy dance-- with a Doctor Who book.
That's when all this began, obviously.
---- that she's the girl who asked him to HiLites with the Doctor Who book.
So I hope they and their Time Lord children will be very happy together.
Anyway
There was a point-- from Wednesday to Thursday-- when Salamander hadn't texted me for 51 hours straight.
Of course, my brain came up with crazy scenarios of Auburn locking Salamander up after he tried to break up with her because he actually loves me and she's jealous and she stole his phone and blackmailed him into not texting me
but I am an idiot
so none of that is real.
NONE OF IT OK
BUT
HiLites is November 12th, and since she asked him to HiLites, it's possible that they're dating just for the convenience of it-- and, you know, he is quite popular with the ladies.
So what if they only went out until just after HiLites because it was a convenience thing?
NOVEMBER 12TH IS TODAY.
SO.
MAYBE THEY WILL BREAK UP THIS WEEK, YES?
Anyway
Umbrella yesterday figured out (I made an grammerz) that my feelings for Salamander extend much further than just "liking" him so
she
said
(direct quote)
"If he knew you were in love with him, he'd break up with her."
Outside!Me: "Hahahaha, what a nice thought. Please don't tell him though."
Inside!Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *shoots self in head*
WANTS
TELL HIM TELL HIM TELL HIM
DOES NOT WANT
OH GOD OH GOD OHGODOHGODOHGOD DO NOT TELL HIM BECAUSE I WILL DIE JYFBFSCJKGYMUKGYLH
I WANT
BUT I DO NOT WANT
OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD"
Uh, here's a gif for you. http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsm25cdOYa1qmvbmuo5_250.gif
Then Umbrella said "He probably knows you like him, anyway."
Outside!Me: "Hahahahaha, everyone likes him, though."
Inside!Me: "I AM NEVER LEAVING MY HOUSE AGAIN"
So Salamander and I texted briefly yesterday about Doctor Who and songs and Led Zeppelin and
Y
U
NO
SEE
THAT WE ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER, SALAMANDER?!
I am a materialistic swine.
So yeah. My emotions have been completely destroyed, so I'm a little bit dead.
Comment plz
because I am a materialistic swine.
(No strike-out because it's true, hahahaha)
And today I'm going to a football game and *shoots self in head* because I HATE FOOTBALL WITH A FIERY BURNING PASSION
Anyway.
I don't know how to end these, so please respond with sympathyand post-ending lessons.
LOL
*dies of blud teerz*
Because
Salamander
has
a
girlfriend.
SALAMANDER HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
Um, yeah.
The past three days have been a crazy, bipolar journey for me. So I'm sorry, but this post will be absolutely illegible and most of it will be gakked from my email to Ellie because I'm lazy and an underachieving pigworm.
Basically
I was talking to Umbrella
and just out of the blue
she said
"Salamander has a girlfriend."
Yeah, so.
I was rather glum and no one understood why and my Inside!Me was going "Oh, well, I'm sorry. I was just told that the love of my life is dating someone else. I'm sorry if I'm not a perfect little ray of joy made of sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. *insert Shakespearean insult/weepy sentiment*"
So then I yearbook stalked this girl-- we can still call her Auburn, even though she's actually blonde-- and
she
is
perfect
Not that she's, like, stunningly beautiful or anything, but there's something about her that tells me that she is exactly his type, whatever his type is.
(Actually, his type is blonde and athletic. Half-score for me.)
However
Umbrella tells me that she is actually a girl of quite... erm... questionable character?...
"How long can they last?"
YES THAT'S ALL VERY NICE BUT
YOU KNOW HE'S QUITE POPULAR WITH THE LADIEZZ BACK AT KOOLBEENZ HIGH
SO IF WE WENT OUT
ALL THE OTHER LADIEZZZ'S FRENDZ
WOULD SAY ABOUT US
"HOW LONG CAN THEY LAST
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE
WHO KNOWS HER ANYWAY"
*creyes*
Anyway.
I think-- but I'm not sure-- that she's the girl who asked him-----
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I FORGOT TO TELL MY BLOG ABOUT THIS
Like three weeks ago, he texted me to say that a girl asked him to HiLites-- it's a girl-ask-guy dance-- with a Doctor Who book.
That's when all this began, obviously.
---- that she's the girl who asked him to HiLites with the Doctor Who book.
So I hope they and their Time Lord children will be very happy together.
Anyway
There was a point-- from Wednesday to Thursday-- when Salamander hadn't texted me for 51 hours straight.
Of course, my brain came up with crazy scenarios of Auburn locking Salamander up after he tried to break up with her because he actually loves me and she's jealous and she stole his phone and blackmailed him into not texting me
but I am an idiot
so none of that is real.
NONE OF IT OK
BUT
HiLites is November 12th, and since she asked him to HiLites, it's possible that they're dating just for the convenience of it-- and, you know, he is quite popular with the ladies.
So what if they only went out until just after HiLites because it was a convenience thing?
NOVEMBER 12TH IS TODAY.
SO.
MAYBE THEY WILL BREAK UP THIS WEEK, YES?
Anyway
Umbrella yesterday figured out (I made an grammerz) that my feelings for Salamander extend much further than just "liking" him so
she
said
(direct quote)
"If he knew you were in love with him, he'd break up with her."
Outside!Me: "Hahahaha, what a nice thought. Please don't tell him though."
Inside!Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *shoots self in head*
WANTS
TELL HIM TELL HIM TELL HIM
DOES NOT WANT
OH GOD OH GOD OHGODOHGODOHGOD DO NOT TELL HIM BECAUSE I WILL DIE JYFBFSCJKGYMUKGYLH
I WANT
BUT I DO NOT WANT
OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD"
Uh, here's a gif for you. http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsm25cdOYa1qmvbmuo5_250.gif
Then Umbrella said "He probably knows you like him, anyway."
Outside!Me: "Hahahahaha, everyone likes him, though."
Inside!Me: "I AM NEVER LEAVING MY HOUSE AGAIN"
So Salamander and I texted briefly yesterday about Doctor Who and songs and Led Zeppelin and
Y
U
NO
SEE
THAT WE ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER, SALAMANDER?!
So yeah. My emotions have been completely destroyed, so I'm a little bit dead.
Comment plz
because I am a materialistic swine.
(No strike-out because it's true, hahahaha)
And today I'm going to a football game and *shoots self in head* because I HATE FOOTBALL WITH A FIERY BURNING PASSION
Anyway.
I don't know how to end these, so please respond with sympathy
LOL
*dies of blud teerz*
Very, very much sympathy is being delivered through the telepathic link straight away. Remember that everything happens for a reason and all that stuff. And also go check your email, because there is a LOAD of sympathy just sitting there.
ReplyDeletebukits~Ellie
You owe me two emails, which you may combine, and your blog is feeling neglected. Aw, don't cry, MSN-LL! It's okay! I'm *pretty* sure Roonil loves you! No, I'm positive. No! She does! She does love you! I didn't mean to say "pretty"! It's okay! No, yes, you are very pretty.
ReplyDeleteHi, this is Francie. Oh my, Tasia, what have you gotten yourself into?? LOL I miss your antics...I am here for you always!!!!!! :D We MUST hang out sooonnnnn!!!
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