*lololol what a clever title has been inserted here oh look it is also a Doctor Who reference it is so clever and silly*

Sometimes I lie in bed when I can't sleep and I plan out my next blog post's title. They're all super great but I never remember them.
Anyway
That is NOT the point
(because the point goes at the end obviously pay attention)
The point is to update all y'all about my life, yo, yes?
Erm, yes.
SO
BEHOLD
Welp, I do believe I have mentioned to the lovely blog world that HOGWARTS will be having a
HANG ON
PANDORA BREAK
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
IT IS PLAYING 500 MILES
PANDORA *KNOWS*
IT KNOWS EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
Erm, anyway.
-- will be having a Winter Ball of sorts soon. January 28th, to be precise. And a few months ago, Sally and Umbrella discussed how he was going to ask me to said ball.
But then a wild girlfriend suddenly appeared, used cuteness, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
*headdesk*
So I asked Umbrella to text Sally and hint that he should ask me to the thang
and he said
he
can't
take
me
ALTHOUGH
he really wants to. Paraphrased quote: "I'd love to take her. It'd be so much fun because she's a really great girl and I really really wish I could but Auburn won't let me."
HDHSHFJSJJFHAHS
WELP
I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO SKIN HER AND TURN HER INTO SHOES THEN A LA MORIARTY
Mummy warned me that this would happen, though. And I guess that although I be upset and angry at her and stuff, I definitely understand where she's coming from.
Like, if I were dating Sally and he asked some girl who is his friend to a ball thing
I
WOULD
FIND
HER
AND
TEAR
EACH
OF
HER
HAIRS
ON
HER
HEAD
OUT
ONE
BY
ONE
THEN
TAR HER
AND FEATHER HER
AND BURN HER BODY
haha no what are you talking about I never said those things
nope
that ain't me
So yeah.
I am, as a semi-result, not going to the Winter Ball because I wasn't planning to go unless he asked me, so...
HAHA GUYS I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE GOOD NEWS
Last weekend, I met up with ALL the kids. And when I say "all"...
Yeah. I saw Sally again for the first time in two months last Saturday.
(also I met up with Katherine and Pangolin on Sunday but that's a different story)
It was great. Really. GREAT. (although he did text Auburn quite a lot during said event)
We hugged a total of four times over the course of the evening.
Erm, first time, he was just getting out of the car and I was having an "OH NO OKAY RELAX" moment and everyone else was like "yay Salamander *hug*" and I was like "eep" but then we hugged and he was like "It's been how long?" and my brain voice was like
SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING
DO NOT
I REPEAT
DO NOT
SAY "two months one day one hour" LIKE YOU WANT TO
So I said "eh, two months?" and he said "two months? Three months?" and it was great because OMG HE NOTICED THAT WE HADN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN AAAAAAGES
Then he hugged me to thank me for his Christmas present and to make me feel better about something and to say bye.
Yaaaaaaay
It was a great evening and I'm glad it happened.
So meh dadd and stepmumther are flying in tomorrow and we're spending the four-day weekend together so that should be fun
but *unpopular opinion* means I can't see da kidz again for a week BUT IT'S SALLY'S BIRTHDAY IN TWO WEEKS FROM TOMORROW WHEE
So, I probably forgot a bunch of things-- like, it's finals week so I only had and have school until 1 this entire week and on Tuesday I didn't even have to go to school and today I had a half day-- but maybe I'll blog them later because this is already a monster post.
SO
BYE KIDS
DON'T BE LIKE ME
DON'T MOPE
K
a point