Because, as you can see, I'm not fully dead yet. I'm just in California and a free spirit and I DO WHAT I WANT.
BEFORE I GO ON, I would very much like you lovely blog people to go clicky clicky! at this song I wrote. It's a trock song (Time Lord rock), entitled "Spoilers (Melody's Song)" and listening to it will give you warm Whovian fuzzies. I wrote it all by myself and recorded it all by myself and mixed it all by myself in GarageBand *shameless product plug*. All of the things are mine. Except, like, the TARDIS noise.
*and now for self-flattery* If you want to use it anywhere HAHAHAOHGODWHYWOULDYOUDOTHAT ask my permission first and credit me. OKAY YES I KNOW I'M BEING STUPID AND NO ONE WILL USE THIS BUT STILL A GIRL CAN DREAM RIGHT
pa ha i'm such a self-advertising *****
but seriously listen to the song it means a lot to me
Okay, I've been dead on here for more than a month, and Here is The Reason!
I'm grounded [still].
*interview with myself*
Why are you grounded, Roonil?
I'm grounded because of my grades.
What were your grades, Roonil?
I got a few Bs on some of my exams last semester.
Bs? WHAT? That's not a bad grade!
It apparently is for me, according to my mother. (She's right. A B is a bad grade.)
How are you supposed to get un-grounded?
By getting a 96 or higher in all of my classes.
A 96?!
A 96.
B-but---
I know.
Do you not have said grade?
I'm SO close. Like last week ALL my classes were 96+, except for Biology. Last day before Spring Break, STUPID ENGLISH HAPPENED JUST AS MY BIOLOGY GRADE ROSE TO A 100. Now I have an 81 in English for some badly done grammar worksheets and my life is in hell AND in a handbasket. Already.
WOW. How long are you grounded for, you poor thing?
Erm, just until my grades fix themselves.
...what does being "grounded" mean for you anyway?
No Internet. No iTouch. No texting, really. No phone in general [except with which to call my father/family]. No going out with friends (like, you know, Dome of Secrets etc.). And so on and so on.
But what about Glee/SMASH/Raising Hope/New Girl?
Those are Shows The Family Watches and I am allowed to watch them.
COME BACK WE MISS YOU
Who am I kidding? Like no one reads this thingexcept Ellie and Katherine and Owly sometimes
Anyway, yeah. */interview with self*
#I'mNotCrazy
Anyway.
So! I'm in California! Spring Break! Whee!
We're going to Lake Tahoe this coming weekend to celebrate SNOW.
What have I been up to?
There's this guy...
We're friends...
I'm not going to write who he is, because it's an SEKRIT. Only Ellie From Chicago, Katherine And Sarah Grace From KoolBeenz High, and Melanie And Alissa From California know his identity.
I will probably never tell anyone else.
ESPECIALLY not him. Ack. No.
Anyway. Back to less complicated topics.
OH AND ALSO I AM OVER SALLY
YES I AM OVER SALAMANDER MCARTSY FOR FOREVER
YES OFFICIALLY
LIKE REALLY REALLY
5EVR
REALLY
OFFICIALLY
FO SHO
Anywaze. Yeah. I'm a STRONG and INDEPENDENT woman.
Basically, here's what happened:
It was Pegasus's birthday. So he, his girlfriend (now his ex. That didn't last very long, which is sad, because she's one of my really good friends-- let's call her Flowers-- and she really likes him and stuff, still), Umbrella, Appletree, Ginger, and Sally and I all went to dinner at some place.
And, you know, the first few minutes where we sat next to each other at dinner and he side-hugged me (because we were both sitting down) it was nice.
And then I looked at him
and i
felt
nothing.
So yeah. That's the end of that story. I hope we still stay friends, because he is a really great guy and we have a lot in common and stuff. But yeah.
HOWEVER
HE IS KIND OF A JERKFACE
BECAUSE AT DINNER
UMBRELLA WAS LIKE "OH, YOU AND ROONIL SHOULD GO OUT"
(oh and also, Auburn broke up with him [!!] but now they're back together, whatever)
AND HE WAS LIKE
"YEAH
I'LL DATE HER
EVENTUALLY"
there are just no words for my anger
i mean what a jerk
it's like he has a list of girls he plans to date
what a jerk wow
ANYWAY. On to more pleasant topics.
(Also, FYI, I've decided that if he asks me out I'll
I'll
I'LL SAY NO because I am a STRONG and INDEPENDENT WOMAN)
SEXY CHASE!!
aka Chammy
Welp, the thing with him is that he's like the most perfect-looking person I have ever had the [mis]fortune to encounter.
SCALE OF MALE ATTRACTIVENESS IN MY WORLD:
0-- Robert Pattinson
1-- Nicolas Cage
2-- Steven Tyler
3-- That Guy Playing Gale In The Hunger Games (GUYS HE IS UGLY)
4-- Daniel Radcliffe
5-- Darren Criss And The Other Attractive StarKids
6-- Sebastian On Glee [and also maybe Person]
7-- Jake Gyllenhaal
8-- Andrew Garfield
9-- David Tennant
10-- SEAN BIGGERSTAFF (Oliver Wood)
So previously, Sean Biggerstaff was the Paragon Of Male Attractiveness In RoonilWorld.
UPDATED LIST:
9-- David Tennant
10-- Sean Biggerstaff
125137865876873608917697687326978697657825-- Sexy Chase.
So yeah.
Erm, let's leave out annoying, embarrassing details like the fact that there is NOTHING about the way he looks that does not appeal to me and move on.
Well, the problem with him is that a) he's too attractive and it's a problem and b) he still ignores me.
*leaves out list of times when he didn't ignore me, likeValentine's Forever Alone Day*
I'd LOVE to be friends with him, really, I wouldespecially now that he's single but he just doesn't seem to want the same thing.
Anyway, I have decided to give up on him and justlust after admire him from afar.
OH YES DID I MENTION THAT HE WAS SINGLE
yes you did
BUT HE IS
YES HE BROKE UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND
um, roonil, he broke up with her on facebook
HOW ROMANTIC
what
no
you're stupid
go die in a hole
ANYWAY
Yeah. That is a thing that happened.
So yeah. That is a pretty wackily accurate description of my love life.
hahaha what love life
ANYWAY
What else have I been up to?
Well, I met up with Melanie and Alissa and that was LOADS of fun and we watched a movie entitled Remember the Daze which was aboutthe last day of junior year of high school DRUGS. IT WAS ABOUT DRUGS. NO ONE DIDN'T SMOKE OR TAKE SOMETHING IN THAT FILM IT WAS RIDICULOUS. IT WAS JUST AN AD FOR DRUGS THAT WAS AN HOUR AND A HALF LONG.
And we ate pizza and gossipped and I told them of Sexy Chase and Person and they told me of their school friends and their lives and it was wonderful.
THEN YESTERDAY
I hung out with my excellent friend Bori From My Old Old Old School and we reminisced and she told me of the various fates of our classmates after I left that school and we discussed many other things and it was wonderful.
WE'RE GOING TO BE PEN PALS! So now I will have TWO (Ellie and I are also pen pals). HOW WACKY. REAL LETTERS AND EVERYTHING.
wow
my fingers hurt
i forgot how long it took me to blog
wooooooooooooooooowwwwwww
oooooooowwwwww D:
ANYWAY
Lovely blog folk, I am afraid that once I return to the Land Of Dallas my grounding must recommence and I may be dead for a while again before I can blog once more.
I hope you aren't too confused by my life now.
Anyway, this week I plan to record the rest of the songs that I have (I have 3 more. 1 ballad and 2 VERY silly ones) and sleep and read and watch the 2 End Of Time episodes (OH GOD AM I READY FOR SEEING TEN REGENERATE INTO ELEVEN OHGODOHGOD AM I MAKING A MISTAKE) and do cool things.
So yeah!
Back into the land of shadows I go.
With a new bio thing and new title OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG yeah and new background and wow everything is just so different now ha
I love blogging. I really do.
Anyway.
a point
UPDATED: I changed the title back because I missed the normalcy too much. Ha. It's funny because I'm a loser.
BEFORE I GO ON, I would very much like you lovely blog people to go clicky clicky! at this song I wrote. It's a trock song (Time Lord rock), entitled "Spoilers (Melody's Song)" and listening to it will give you warm Whovian fuzzies. I wrote it all by myself and recorded it all by myself and mixed it all by myself in GarageBand *shameless product plug*. All of the things are mine. Except, like, the TARDIS noise.
*and now for self-flattery* If you want to use it anywhere HAHAHAOHGODWHYWOULDYOUDOTHAT ask my permission first and credit me. OKAY YES I KNOW I'M BEING STUPID AND NO ONE WILL USE THIS BUT STILL A GIRL CAN DREAM RIGHT
pa ha i'm such a self-advertising *****
but seriously listen to the song it means a lot to me
Okay, I've been dead on here for more than a month, and Here is The Reason!
I'm grounded [still].
*interview with myself*
Why are you grounded, Roonil?
I'm grounded because of my grades.
What were your grades, Roonil?
I got a few Bs on some of my exams last semester.
Bs? WHAT? That's not a bad grade!
It apparently is for me, according to my mother. (She's right. A B is a bad grade.)
How are you supposed to get un-grounded?
By getting a 96 or higher in all of my classes.
A 96?!
A 96.
B-but---
I know.
Do you not have said grade?
I'm SO close. Like last week ALL my classes were 96+, except for Biology. Last day before Spring Break, STUPID ENGLISH HAPPENED JUST AS MY BIOLOGY GRADE ROSE TO A 100. Now I have an 81 in English for some badly done grammar worksheets and my life is in hell AND in a handbasket. Already.
WOW. How long are you grounded for, you poor thing?
Erm, just until my grades fix themselves.
...what does being "grounded" mean for you anyway?
No Internet. No iTouch. No texting, really. No phone in general [except with which to call my father/family]. No going out with friends (like, you know, Dome of Secrets etc.). And so on and so on.
But what about Glee/SMASH/Raising Hope/New Girl?
Those are Shows The Family Watches and I am allowed to watch them.
COME BACK WE MISS YOU
Who am I kidding? Like no one reads this thing
Anyway, yeah. */interview with self*
#I'mNotCrazy
Anyway.
So! I'm in California! Spring Break! Whee!
We're going to Lake Tahoe this coming weekend to celebrate SNOW.
What have I been up to?
- watching 2 episodes of Doctor Who that I refused to watch earlier
- eating
- sleeping
- recording my song thing
- ooh a bulleted list how fancy
- texting (OMG WATCH OUT GUYS)
- haha it's awkward because my mom will probably read this
- traveling San Francisco
- thinking about Supernatural (WHICH IS A REALLY
violentGOOD SHOW) - hanging with Melanie and Alissa
- hanging with my good friend Bori whom I have not seen since like 4th grade wow
- WHALE-WATCHING except that failed and we didn't see any
- erm, musical things (things that have to do with music, not actual My Fair Lady etc. musicals)
- MAKING A BIRTHDAY PRESENT four months in advance FOR OWLY
- ha i totally almost wrote what it was but remembered that he'll probably read this
- obsessing over Sexy Chase/Chammy
There's this guy...
We're friends...
I'm not going to write who he is, because it's an SEKRIT. Only Ellie From Chicago, Katherine And Sarah Grace From KoolBeenz High, and Melanie And Alissa From California know his identity.
I will probably never tell anyone else.
ESPECIALLY not him. Ack. No.
Anyway. Back to less complicated topics.
OH AND ALSO I AM OVER SALLY
YES I AM OVER SALAMANDER MCARTSY FOR FOREVER
YES OFFICIALLY
LIKE REALLY REALLY
5EVR
REALLY
OFFICIALLY
FO SHO
Anywaze. Yeah. I'm a STRONG and INDEPENDENT woman.
Basically, here's what happened:
It was Pegasus's birthday. So he, his girlfriend (now his ex. That didn't last very long, which is sad, because she's one of my really good friends-- let's call her Flowers-- and she really likes him and stuff, still), Umbrella, Appletree, Ginger, and Sally and I all went to dinner at some place.
And, you know, the first few minutes where we sat next to each other at dinner and he side-hugged me (because we were both sitting down) it was nice.
And then I looked at him
and i
felt
nothing.
So yeah. That's the end of that story. I hope we still stay friends, because he is a really great guy and we have a lot in common and stuff. But yeah.
HOWEVER
HE IS KIND OF A JERKFACE
BECAUSE AT DINNER
UMBRELLA WAS LIKE "OH, YOU AND ROONIL SHOULD GO OUT"
(oh and also, Auburn broke up with him [!!] but now they're back together, whatever)
AND HE WAS LIKE
"YEAH
I'LL DATE HER
EVENTUALLY"
there are just no words for my anger
i mean what a jerk
it's like he has a list of girls he plans to date
what a jerk wow
ANYWAY. On to more pleasant topics.
(Also, FYI, I've decided that if he asks me out I'll
I'll
I'LL SAY NO because I am a STRONG and INDEPENDENT WOMAN)
SEXY CHASE!!
aka Chammy
Welp, the thing with him is that he's like the most perfect-looking person I have ever had the [mis]fortune to encounter.
SCALE OF MALE ATTRACTIVENESS IN MY WORLD:
0-- Robert Pattinson
1-- Nicolas Cage
2-- Steven Tyler
3-- That Guy Playing Gale In The Hunger Games (GUYS HE IS UGLY)
4-- Daniel Radcliffe
5-- Darren Criss And The Other Attractive StarKids
6-- Sebastian On Glee [and also maybe Person]
7-- Jake Gyllenhaal
8-- Andrew Garfield
9-- David Tennant
10-- SEAN BIGGERSTAFF (Oliver Wood)
So previously, Sean Biggerstaff was the Paragon Of Male Attractiveness In RoonilWorld.
UPDATED LIST:
9-- David Tennant
10-- Sean Biggerstaff
125137865876873608917697687326978697657825-- Sexy Chase.
So yeah.
Erm, let's leave out annoying, embarrassing details like the fact that there is NOTHING about the way he looks that does not appeal to me and move on.
Well, the problem with him is that a) he's too attractive and it's a problem and b) he still ignores me.
*leaves out list of times when he didn't ignore me, like
I'd LOVE to be friends with him, really, I would
Anyway, I have decided to give up on him and just
OH YES DID I MENTION THAT HE WAS SINGLE
yes you did
BUT HE IS
YES HE BROKE UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND
um, roonil, he broke up with her on facebook
HOW ROMANTIC
what
no
you're stupid
go die in a hole
ANYWAY
Yeah. That is a thing that happened.
So yeah. That is a pretty wackily accurate description of my love life.
hahaha what love life
ANYWAY
What else have I been up to?
Well, I met up with Melanie and Alissa and that was LOADS of fun and we watched a movie entitled Remember the Daze which was about
And we ate pizza and gossipped and I told them of Sexy Chase and Person and they told me of their school friends and their lives and it was wonderful.
THEN YESTERDAY
I hung out with my excellent friend Bori From My Old Old Old School and we reminisced and she told me of the various fates of our classmates after I left that school and we discussed many other things and it was wonderful.
WE'RE GOING TO BE PEN PALS! So now I will have TWO (Ellie and I are also pen pals). HOW WACKY. REAL LETTERS AND EVERYTHING.
wow
my fingers hurt
i forgot how long it took me to blog
wooooooooooooooooowwwwwww
oooooooowwwwww D:
ANYWAY
Lovely blog folk, I am afraid that once I return to the Land Of Dallas my grounding must recommence and I may be dead for a while again before I can blog once more.
I hope you aren't too confused by my life now.
Anyway, this week I plan to record the rest of the songs that I have (I have 3 more. 1 ballad and 2 VERY silly ones) and sleep and read and watch the 2 End Of Time episodes (OH GOD AM I READY FOR SEEING TEN REGENERATE INTO ELEVEN OHGODOHGOD AM I MAKING A MISTAKE) and do cool things.
So yeah!
Back into the land of shadows I go.
With a new bio thing and new title OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG yeah and new background and wow everything is just so different now ha
I love blogging. I really do.
Anyway.
a point
UPDATED: I changed the title back because I missed the normalcy too much. Ha. It's funny because I'm a loser.
This was a wonderful blog post. I simply cannot wait until you return. *sniffle *
ReplyDelete"All of the things are mine." And here we see in the savannas of California, the king of the beasts, the lying linooR.
ReplyDelete'Chammy' wait i don't get it is it a reference, because that's a goat (not something usually associated with sexiness, but each to his own i suppose)
Either way, kudos for blogging again, everypony was getting worried.
Dammit Owly! You're the stalker? Well then! I only have 1 thing to say to you:
Delete(applejack is best pony)
I WANNA KNOW WHO ANONYMOUS IS OKAY
ReplyDeleteAnd also, ZOMG I'm totally going to use one of your songs in a video now and credit you, and make all your dreams come true, except just that one...YAAY. Honestly, though, I love Spoilers (Melody's Song) so much it's almost ridiculous, and quite sad, but in a nice way. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT MY FRIEND (that i met on the interweb) RECORDED AN ACTUAL SONG AND ZOMG WOW shea ez gunna bee fphamus fir reelz def
Your California time sounds fuuuuuuuuuuuun. Yay, whales. HI FRENDS OF ROONIL THERE IN THAT PLACE WITH SAD PALM TREES
lol i totally said the bit about sally having a list of girls to date i totally said that
Oh, Chammy. Sheesh.
LOVE ELLIE BUKITs
ANONYMOUS YOU ARE A PINEAPPLE
ReplyDeleteEllie, may I introduce you to Owly!
(He commented as Anonymous. Wow. SO brave.)
Gurl, all of the things ARE mine. Except, like, the Doctor Who and the TARDIS noise etc.
HAHAHAHA YOU ARE SUCH A N00BSTER
"Chammy"=short for "Chameleon." On this and Ellie's blog, we refer to our romantic interests as amphibians or reptiles. It all started with Salamander being called Salamander.
Also "everyone"?
HOLY GOD I GOT LIKE 20 MORE VIEWS IN THE NIGHT OMG WHAT IS THIS
Whoa, wacky.
Anyway, yeah. Good.
I've explain my adventurous nature of my anonymous post (I am Anonymous. I am Legion. I do not forgive. I do not forget. Expect me.)
ReplyDeleteYou cannot say 'everything is mine' when not everything is yours!! That's what it means... ¬_¬
But still goat.
Have I mentioned that YOU'RE MEAN AND I HATE YOU
ReplyDeletehttp://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/70/db/70db4f_1159810.jpg
ReplyDelete...darling, when I get back to Dallas, I WILL RUTTIN' KILL YOU.
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteI can see you two have a great friendship.
OWLY, HI. I'M ELLIE.
That is all for you.
I agree with the n00by owl; Roonil, dear, at least some of all the things are also mine. Sharing is caring.
I also agree with Katherine about your return and the marvelosity of this post. <3
ELLIE HI I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. Or of you, if you'd rather. PLEASURE TO MEET YOU (if you can call this meeting...)
ReplyDeleteAnd hey! why doesn't Person get a shwanky cold-blooded name?
OH MY GOD MY BEST FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS WOW THIS IS REALLY WACKY
ReplyDeleteErm, anyway, Person doesn't get a "shwanky cold-blooded name" (hahaha you're silly) because I've grown used to calling him Person. Also I'm running out of amphibians/reptiles.
OWLY! I'VE ALSO HEARD MUCH OF YOU! PLEASED TO MEET YOU AS WELL! Welcome. And yes, this may be called a meeting, because I also consider myself to "know" Roonil, and my heart would ache if I didn't, so yes, this is a meeting. *conclusive nod*
ReplyDeleteWould like to help us give Person a shwanky cold-blooded name? I'm not sure why Person doesn't have one yet, actually.
Oh, Owly is fantastic at naming things. (I think. Maybe that was someone else, ack.)
ReplyDeletePERSON DOESN'T DESERVE A NAME, OKAY? HE STAYS PERSON BECAUSE Person is a Mystery. It's a Rule.
Wait, Owly, we can call Person a shwanky cold-blooded name; Roonil doesn't deserve to call Person by such a name.
ReplyDeleteBAHA
YOU'RE BACK!
ReplyDeleteI just reached through the computer and slapped that cold blooded mammal named Salamander. Gah!*slaps him again*
And if Chammy really is hotter than Oliver Woods (OOOLIVERRR WOOODSS *drools*) then, uh, i dunno what i was going to say, but HOW LUCKY YOU GET TO LOOK AT HIM!
Yay you're back!
You LIE!!! I'll continue read your blog 5ever (dat mean more than 4ever) and why you no get me B-day present? it was 3 days ago!
ReplyDelete*plays sad funeral song for My Suddenly Not-Lame Life, such as "Another One Bites The Dust"*
ReplyDelete