Yeah. I watched Reichenbach.
The emotional trauma I went through cannot be described.
(For those of you who are wondering, Reichenbach is "The Reichenbach Fall," S2E3 of Sherlock. Emotional trauma.
EMOTIONAL TRAUMA)
I don't think I've ever cried this hard over a fictional thing in my life. Mostly, when I cry at Doctor Who and books and other movies and plays and stuff it's silent crying. Me at the last twenty minutes of Reichenbach=FULL-OUT SOBBING AND IT WAS LOUD AND MESSY AND UGLY
Caps-lock and tears aside, it was one of the best pieces of television I've ever seen.
anyway
i somehow don't think that's why I was blogging
YOU KNOW WHAT
IT IS WHY I AM BLOGGING
at least partially
Oh, and I have an OTP to add to my list. A couple, actually.
I started watching Firefly (OMG <3) and am now about to watch episode 9. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT and I've been thinking about it, li3k, awl da tiem. For those of you who don't know, Firefly is a show from 2002 that was canceled after one season. It takes place in the 26th century (2517, to be exact) and is split between cool high-tech things and the Wild West. It's classified as a space western, but that makes it sound like Cowboys Vs. Aliens and blah. It's about the crew of the good ship Serenity and how they live in spaaaaaaaace. (ALSO OMG INSTEAD OF SWEARING THEY SWEAR IN CHINESE)
So I love it.
aaaaaanywaze
Back to my OTP list.
Sherlock Holmes/John Watson (BBC Sherlock)-- OMG DOES THIS NEED EXPLAINING
NO
NO IT DOESN'T NEED EXPLAINING
And then Simon/Kaylee from Firefly but I'm not going to explain that one because no one cares.
ilushgkumhgskjhymkiujm
Okay, now back to reality.
OMG GUISE PAINTDOKTAHWHO ACCEPTED ONE OF MY CREATIONS
Here's a link: http://paintdoktahwho.tumblr.com/post/16200366720/from-teh-gurl-who-weighted
Yeah. I made this. I also made two more (or three more lol i lost count) that they have yet to accept.
SO THIS MADE ME HAPPY
IT ALSO HAS LIKE 85 NOTES ALREADY
OMG GUISE 85 PEOPLE LIKE MY WORK ENOUGH TO REBLOG IT OR LIKE IT
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
And nothing is better about Sherlock, by the way. I'm done crying for now but IT STILL HURTS LIKE A PINEAPPLE.
ALSO
YESTERDAY WAS THE BIRTHDAY OF THE DARLING, DARLING RICHARD HENRY LEE
I had a party with my imaginary friends to celebrate his 280th. Yay.
Wasn't I going to return to reality?
Yep.
So this past weekend my father and my stepmumtherkidnapped me and took me to hell took me on a lovely trip to Austin (I WAS JOKING OKAY I HAD A LOVELY TIME). Like, we ate at a pizza place called "HOME SLICE PIZZA." And nearby there was a restaurant with a sign that said "I LOVE HAPPY BACON."
I think I'm going to change the tagline on my blog to that.
I LOVE HAPPY BACON.
I GOT A SEWING MACHINE
GUISE GUISE ARE YOU LISTENING I GOT A SEWING MACHINE
UFGYBJUHFCKHBLGYGSKBIUGSJIKGHKUHJ
StepMumther and I made a hooded scarf. It's quite brilliant. I'm VERY excited.
Erm, we took a segway tour, which was excellent. I rather extremely want a segway.
AND THEN once I buy the Doctor's coat and a segway, I will ride the segway whilst wearing the coat and the coat will fan out behind me and the world will bow down.
ALSO
THIS IS THE CAR I WANT WHEN I GROW UP
IT IS A PICTURE OF LOVELINESS IS IT NOT
The door opens out to the front. I love this car with a passion.
(VELAM Isetta Microcar, in case anyone wants to buy it for me.)
So, the new semester started on Wednesday.
New classes, including an intro-to-tech-theatre class in which I will saw my arm off and end up with a nail through my brain.
Haven't heard from Sally in three or four days.
There's a new guy at school.
Sophomore.
Theatre.
Straight.
Whovian.
Brony.
Sherlockian.
Introduced me to Firefly.
Educated. Very educated.
Complimented my name.
Extremely attractive.
BUT
You know. You know how this works.
First of all, seeing as how he is male, straight, and attractive, every single girl in this school is flocking at him. The popular ones, mainly.
Second, he's ignoring me.
First day-- he's in my first period. Great. We befriend and chatter about cool nerdy things.
Second day-- he's in my other first period. Great. We chatter about more cool nerdy things.
Second half of second day-- ignores me. Completely.
Third day-- talks directly to me once in the hour and a half long class that we have together. Smiles at me in the hallway-- although he may not have been smiling at me, someone he knows was walking in front of me. If we're standing in the same group of friends, he looks at and talks to everyone BUT me.
jkhgkhjmskghjkjh
And just when I thought I could start getting over Salamander.
I won't be going to the Winter Ball.
Yeah. But you know that already. And, of course, New Boy From Indiana shows up-- Ellie and I have nicknamed him Chameleon, Chammy for short-- and I'm all like SQUEE YAY A VERY ATTRACTIVE VERY NICE NEW BOY WHO IS COOL AND NERDY AND OMG WE CAN BE FRIENDS AND WE CAN GO TO THE WINTER BALL TOGETHER and now he's absolutely ignoring me.
Welp.
I guess for now I'm going to go into a state of nun-hood. Kind of. Considering I'm an atheist, that may be hard, as mah frand Saarg Rice, a.k.a. Pangolin, pointed out.
By "state of nun-hood", I mean I will attempt to detach myself from all romantic feelings for as long as I need to before I feel better. That's what I mean. It'll be easy.
Anyway.
At school, we've started Shakespeare in English class but of course we're absolutely massacring his beautiful work by analyzing sonnets and having them read by people who can't read at all and misinterpreting words and gah why can't people show some RESPECT?
Angry. Sorry.
Also, my grandmother is moving out soon. We're starting moving her stuff to the assisted-living place today.
Hmm.
This has been an absolutely MONSTER post.
BUT WAIT
THERE'S MOAR
Buckets of thanks to dearest Pangolin/Saarg Rice who has been helping me out with the villianous males in my life. I hope she is very happy with her husband and their seventeen children ;D
There you go. I mentioned you.
She's also asked me to write her life story in my "trademark ZANY style" which I will attempt to do, I promise.
I've also had a nice idea for a book. I'm not going to tell you what it is because if it doesn't work out I'll re-read this post and make myself feel guilty and bad.
But I'll try to make it work out.
OKAY I REALLY DO THINK I'M DONE NOW--
Nope. Chuck Testa.
I added my Twitter gadget back to the sidebar and took off my fanfiction link. There you go.
OKAY THAT'S REALLY IT.
a point
thank you for reading this post, darlings
The emotional trauma I went through cannot be described.
(For those of you who are wondering, Reichenbach is "The Reichenbach Fall," S2E3 of Sherlock. Emotional trauma.
EMOTIONAL TRAUMA)
I don't think I've ever cried this hard over a fictional thing in my life. Mostly, when I cry at Doctor Who and books and other movies and plays and stuff it's silent crying. Me at the last twenty minutes of Reichenbach=FULL-OUT SOBBING AND IT WAS LOUD AND MESSY AND UGLY
Caps-lock and tears aside, it was one of the best pieces of television I've ever seen.
anyway
i somehow don't think that's why I was blogging
YOU KNOW WHAT
IT IS WHY I AM BLOGGING
Oh, and I have an OTP to add to my list. A couple, actually.
I started watching Firefly (OMG <3) and am now about to watch episode 9. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT and I've been thinking about it, li3k, awl da tiem. For those of you who don't know, Firefly is a show from 2002 that was canceled after one season. It takes place in the 26th century (2517, to be exact) and is split between cool high-tech things and the Wild West. It's classified as a space western, but that makes it sound like Cowboys Vs. Aliens and blah. It's about the crew of the good ship Serenity and how they live in spaaaaaaaace. (ALSO OMG INSTEAD OF SWEARING THEY SWEAR IN CHINESE)
So I love it.
aaaaaanywaze
Back to my OTP list.
Sherlock Holmes/John Watson (BBC Sherlock)-- OMG DOES THIS NEED EXPLAINING
NO
NO IT DOESN'T NEED EXPLAINING
And then Simon/Kaylee from Firefly but I'm not going to explain that one because no one cares.
ilushgkumhgskjhymkiujm
Okay, now back to reality.
OMG GUISE PAINTDOKTAHWHO ACCEPTED ONE OF MY CREATIONS
Here's a link: http://paintdoktahwho.tumblr.com/post/16200366720/from-teh-gurl-who-weighted
Yeah. I made this. I also made two more (or three more lol i lost count) that they have yet to accept.
SO THIS MADE ME HAPPY
IT ALSO HAS LIKE 85 NOTES ALREADY
OMG GUISE 85 PEOPLE LIKE MY WORK ENOUGH TO REBLOG IT OR LIKE IT
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
And nothing is better about Sherlock, by the way. I'm done crying for now but IT STILL HURTS LIKE A PINEAPPLE.
ALSO
YESTERDAY WAS THE BIRTHDAY OF THE DARLING, DARLING RICHARD HENRY LEE
I had a party with my imaginary friends to celebrate his 280th. Yay.
Wasn't I going to return to reality?
Yep.
So this past weekend my father and my stepmumther
I think I'm going to change the tagline on my blog to that.
I LOVE HAPPY BACON.
I GOT A SEWING MACHINE
GUISE GUISE ARE YOU LISTENING I GOT A SEWING MACHINE
UFGYBJUHFCKHBLGYGSKBIUGSJIKGHKUHJ
StepMumther and I made a hooded scarf. It's quite brilliant. I'm VERY excited.
Erm, we took a segway tour, which was excellent. I rather extremely want a segway.
AND THEN once I buy the Doctor's coat and a segway, I will ride the segway whilst wearing the coat and the coat will fan out behind me and the world will bow down.
ALSO
THIS IS THE CAR I WANT WHEN I GROW UP
IT IS A PICTURE OF LOVELINESS IS IT NOT
The door opens out to the front. I love this car with a passion.
(VELAM Isetta Microcar, in case anyone wants to buy it for me.)
So, the new semester started on Wednesday.
New classes, including an intro-to-tech-theatre class in which I will saw my arm off and end up with a nail through my brain.
Haven't heard from Sally in three or four days.
There's a new guy at school.
Sophomore.
Theatre.
Straight.
Whovian.
Brony.
Sherlockian.
Introduced me to Firefly.
Educated. Very educated.
Complimented my name.
Extremely attractive.
BUT
You know. You know how this works.
First of all, seeing as how he is male, straight, and attractive, every single girl in this school is flocking at him. The popular ones, mainly.
Second, he's ignoring me.
First day-- he's in my first period. Great. We befriend and chatter about cool nerdy things.
Second day-- he's in my other first period. Great. We chatter about more cool nerdy things.
Second half of second day-- ignores me. Completely.
Third day-- talks directly to me once in the hour and a half long class that we have together. Smiles at me in the hallway-- although he may not have been smiling at me, someone he knows was walking in front of me. If we're standing in the same group of friends, he looks at and talks to everyone BUT me.
jkhgkhjmskghjkjh
And just when I thought I could start getting over Salamander.
I won't be going to the Winter Ball.
Yeah. But you know that already. And, of course, New Boy From Indiana shows up-- Ellie and I have nicknamed him Chameleon, Chammy for short-- and I'm all like SQUEE YAY A VERY ATTRACTIVE VERY NICE NEW BOY WHO IS COOL AND NERDY AND OMG WE CAN BE FRIENDS AND WE CAN GO TO THE WINTER BALL TOGETHER and now he's absolutely ignoring me.
Welp.
I guess for now I'm going to go into a state of nun-hood. Kind of. Considering I'm an atheist, that may be hard, as mah frand Saarg Rice, a.k.a. Pangolin, pointed out.
By "state of nun-hood", I mean I will attempt to detach myself from all romantic feelings for as long as I need to before I feel better. That's what I mean. It'll be easy.
Anyway.
At school, we've started Shakespeare in English class but of course we're absolutely massacring his beautiful work by analyzing sonnets and having them read by people who can't read at all and misinterpreting words and gah why can't people show some RESPECT?
Angry. Sorry.
Also, my grandmother is moving out soon. We're starting moving her stuff to the assisted-living place today.
Hmm.
This has been an absolutely MONSTER post.
BUT WAIT
THERE'S MOAR
Buckets of thanks to dearest Pangolin/Saarg Rice who has been helping me out with the villianous males in my life. I hope she is very happy with her husband and their seventeen children ;D
There you go. I mentioned you.
She's also asked me to write her life story in my "trademark ZANY style" which I will attempt to do, I promise.
I've also had a nice idea for a book. I'm not going to tell you what it is because if it doesn't work out I'll re-read this post and make myself feel guilty and bad.
But I'll try to make it work out.
OKAY I REALLY DO THINK I'M DONE NOW--
Nope. Chuck Testa.
I added my Twitter gadget back to the sidebar and took off my fanfiction link. There you go.
OKAY THAT'S REALLY IT.
a point
thank you for reading this post, darlings
BUT there tis a THIRD! GOOGLE AND THOU WILL BE REWARDED!
ReplyDeleteYou make me laugh. Yes, you are witty.
ReplyDeleteAND I GOT A SENTENCE OH MY GOSH MY LITTLE CUP OF JOY HAS OVERFLOWED WHAT IS NEXT A LINK IN THE SIDEBAR?!
Anyway, your trip to Austin sounds marvelous, and while I'd love to buy you that car, I'm guessing it is more expensive than I can fathom.
Chammy = expletive fhcyegjuiukplcstrjas
Hmmph. I wish you all the luck with him, or your detachment of romance, or whatever. Hectic.
PEOPLE READ SHAKESPEARE CAN'T READ OUT LOUD I HATE THAT TOO
It's painful.
OKAI This is too long.
BUKITS
lol is an idiot
ReplyDeleteA third what?...
I know. People pause after every line break even if it's the same sentence. It's awful. We're reading Romeo and Juliet.
ReplyDelete* I don't know those shows *
Now, about the other part. "I will attempt to detach myself from all romantic feelings from him for as I need to feel better. That's what I mean. It'll be easy." That makes absolutely no sense to me. How could you possibly attempt to shut out how you feel?!?! HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE EASY ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM
That method would not work for me. What you're doing actually frightens me, but you do what you want to do. Becoming bitter then numb and empty sounds unimaginably horrible and I can't comprehend wanting to block out feelings.
But whatever.
Why has I not been commenting on your post lately? (IDK, I'm lazy... wait then I DO know!, anyway) I think I've been a bit of a sucky friend for not paying enough attention to this kind of stuff. I'll be better at being sympathetic and caring (stress left and right the last few months.).
ReplyDelete- I feel you on the Shakespeare thing, however, it can't be help that those building the foundation thing wants to mutilate the book. We just have to read it in class the best we can (and avoid having people that have trouble reading/projecting.)
-Then FUUUUU how have I not seen this sophomore yet? It's live he's some damn urban legend!
-I was going to go to the winter ball if you were gonna, but since your not, then I'm not going. *breathes sigh of relief* (parents want me to socialize)
-damn you and Alfredo... and Emmaline! -_- you guys make me (the girl version of?) a brony. they made me read My Little Dashie and I cried for 5 minutes!
-ok that's my monster post inside your monster post to make up for the fact that I haven't commented on any of your previous monster posts.
I think the girl version of a Brony is a ""Pegasister". I can't decide if I like that or not.
ReplyDelete