This morning I had plans to change my cats' [sic] (I have 2) litterbox. I emptied it, opened the front door, stepped onto the driveway, when, lo and behold, a car that was unfamiliar to me stood in our driveway.
It appeared that someone was moving across the street, and our driveway was empty, so they thought it was OK to just park their car in OUR driveway without asking us so they could move. Thanks, people.
It irked me to see that car there. But you know what I did? I walked outside, turned on the hose, and washed the litterbox without even sparing a withering glance at the intruders.
Inside, though, I had already set fire to their car.
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